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Do you masturbate in the shower???

moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:33 AM come on...fess up!!!
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:34 AM
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:35 AM Hahahahaha I get a post in here after less than a minute Priceless
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:36 AM
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:36 AM The best part...is no one has even said a single word yet
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:37 AM first it was pee, now it's masturbating... what on earth is next (and who will post it)?
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:38 AM Next it will be "Do you masturbate and pee at the same time in the shower???"
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:39 AM ohhhhh noooooo unless of course you're peeing whilst masturbating someone else...
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:39 AM hahahahahaha I am laughing sooo fuckin' hard... This is by far the most fucked up DM topic ever created
Saint	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:40 AM As I am the sexiest man on dmusic, I don't need to masturbate..in the shower or otherwise
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:41 AM you realise you could do serious damage if you peed and wanked at the same time? think about it, surely it's not designed to work that way?
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:42 AM And that was the lamest excuse for not being able to find your pickle to masturbate with
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:44 AM Well maybe some people have special skills And Saint...you've been on the farm so long, maybe its time to get back to masturbating...for christ sake put that lamb down!
Saint	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:44 AM Shut it you! I've already ordered the microscope 3000 and a set of padded tweasers to solve my problem!
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:44 AM why i do have the uncanny abilitie to pee and wank dont ask me why i know though it helps explain my divorce
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:45 AM hahahahahahahaha!!!
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:46 AM oh my god, what have I created
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:46 AM Moam, look what you are starting
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:46 AM
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:46 AM just wait till all of DM joins in on this conversation... It will be one to remember forever, I promise you
Saint	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:47 AM And that sheep had it coming! Looking all sexy for me
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:47 AM
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:47 AM This topic is growing like the plague
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:47 AM replace "remember" with "forget", or "forever" with "and quickly copy and paste before an admin deletes it"
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:48 AM
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:48 AM At least the topic isn't growing like someone's pecker at the mention of a farmyard animal...
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:49 AM seriously, I am dying For every letter an admin deletes from this thread, I will collect a mother fucking head
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:49 AM Yeah Saint, I think its time you moved on to better things
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:50 AM at least in the shower it chaff's less
Saint	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:50 AM Hey...off topic a bit here. But if you cut off the head of a chicken they squirm and move around great
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:52 AM this one time at band camp...........
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:52 AM how about if you cut off the head whilst masturbating in the shower?
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:52 AM is that like some sort of technique you learned on the farm Saint I don't want to know what you do with the head
Saint	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:52 AM Which head are we talking about here?
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:54 AM well, in this case i meant the chicken i hope you didn't think of the other one
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:54 AM gulp cut of the head in the shower :faints:
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:55 AM oh god, that just gave me shivers
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:56 AM gave me cramp in the groin
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:56 AM no wait, that came out wrong...
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:56 AM
Saint	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:57 AM You don't want to know what I do with the head... and as for cutting it off in the shower to masturbate...mmmmmmm hmm. If there is a heaven, it's filled with headless chickens and showers so I hope that answers your question
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:57 AM cramp in the groin!! better rub that out man
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:57 AM That would sure give me a head ache... Get it??? HEAD ache?? I tried
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:58 AM i got a head ache . i think i need a shower
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:58 AM rub that out? this gets dirtier by the comment
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:58 AM hahahahahahaha
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:59 AM i got a head ache . i think i need a shower
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 1:59 AM this topic is definitely gonna go down in the hall of fame
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:00 AM i got a head ache . i think i need a shower
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:00 AM well it's already gone down alright... DOWNHILL, just in case anyone thought i meant something else
Saint	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:00 AM Damn! mojosnake's headache is so nice he posted it twice!
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:01 AM Mojosnake, you are getting a lot of headaches suddenly... maybe you should cut its' head off
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:02 AM lets atleast give him something to bite down on
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:02 AM sure buzz ? why masterbate when we could just "go down"
Saint	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:03 AM That was quick chill..you should look into viagra dude!
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:03 AM everyone in this thread has gone down already, how many times are you expecting it?
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:05 AM oh my god i saw this commercial about viagra that went WAYY too long...and they said that word like 50 times It's kinda creepy when I go home and visit my parents and that commercial comes on. No ones talking, just watching that, with awkward thoughts flowin' through everyones heads...no pun intended Sorta off topic, but just thought I'd mention
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:05 AM and now i'm speechless my pee pee been cut off and no one wants to kiss it
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:06 AM haven't tried them yet... not wishing to pump myself into an early grave just this moment
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:06 AM and now i'm speechless my pee pee been cut off and no one wants to kiss it
Saint	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:06 AM
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:06 AM pokes it with a llloooooooooong stick
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:06 AM now THAT definitely didn't come out right
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:07 AM with the stupid double post
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:07 AM
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:08 AM yes it did it came out greatit's just never going in again
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:08 AM i hear feces is like a warm apple pie...
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:08 AM i should hope not
Saint	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:09 AM After all this talk about heads and pumping, and chickens and rubbing and showers and chickens and sticks and going downs and coming ups and chickens....I need a cigg! Damn..brb
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:09 AM oh no Moam, i could never watch American Pie again
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:09 AM this is like a fuckin' chat room
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:10 AM another lame excuse, going out for a ciggie we all know he's off for a tug in the bathroom whilst reading "Chickens Weekly"
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:10 AM ah post coitis bliss....i need a cig to
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:11 AM hahahahahaha this topic keeps getting creepier and creepier
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:11 AM sales in tissues just went through the roof
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:12 AM ah post coitis bliss....i need a cig to
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:13 AM i just shouldent play anymore till the bugs fixed
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:13 AM Priceless
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:13 AM now that came out wrong
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:14 AM now that came out wrong
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:14 AM 69! & it's always coming out wrong watch out guys, i saw an admin lurking around
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:15 AM hides behind mojosnake's avatar
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:15 AM How the heck are you managing to double post so often? Once you post, go back to the community page... or maybe it's because your hands are shaking and you... oh nevermind, that's just too gross to mention in here
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:16 AM this needs to go bye bye before kathy wakes up anyway
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:17 AM hey get away from my behind and quit dropping the soap !!!!!!!!!!
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:17 AM this needs to live on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on forever and ever
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:17 AM hahahaha i want to see what she says when she finds the bathroom full of farmyard animals and the shower full of headless chickens and empty tissue packets
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:18 AM after all, nobody actually said the shower was switched ON...
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:19 AM she won't be able to handle it
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:19 AM and dont forget my disembodied pee pee
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:19 AM that wouldn't be the first time...
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:20 AM and how could you forget that? doesn't it hurt?
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:20 AM
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:21 AM he probably never had one in the first place!
rhthesinner	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:21 AM Ok! Who dropped the soap? And who's going to bend over to pick it up?
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:22 AM
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:22 AM
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:22 AM crap, THE admin is here! run for your lives! i mean, bathrooms!
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:22 AM I already took my turn I'm not doing it again!
rhthesinner	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:23 AM Anyone?
Mojosnake	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:23 AM i almost choked on my jeelybean
moam	Date: March 28, 2007 @ 2:23 AM grabs stick again begins poking the soap

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